Marge Simpson may give baby Maggie up for adoption

A proposed plan to give baby Maggie Simpson up for adoption lacks a provision to also take Lisa that Homer requested – a source close to the discussions told Kent Brockman Monday. As expected, the proposal from Homer Simpson, excludes the Kwik-E-Mart shares option to compete with Moe’s Bar. However, it would allow for the creation [...]

Keith Olbermann Issues “Fox-twa” on Glenn Beck, Roger Ailes

Cross-posted from Mediaite Countdown host Keith Olbermann has issued a call to the millions of readers at Daily Kos to dig up some dirt (real dirt, not this kind) on Fox News personality Glenn Beck, his producer, and Roger Ailes.  The “Fox-twa” comes on the heels of the resignation of Obama adviser Van Jones, whose [...]

In Your F**ckin’ Face, Mayo! Miracle Whip is the Shizz-NAY!

If anyone can find me an embeddable copy of this new Miracle Whip commercial, please let me know. This thing made me laugh out loud, as one of the stranger attempts at edginess that I’ve ever seen.  Yeah, man, my condiment choices have really been limiting me.  For the record: Nobody wants you to tone [...]

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