Caleb, you don’t carry the water for Republicans. You carry the testicles on the nut taint. But seriously, you do. You’ve stated as much (less the ball hair part). You declared war on Obama from the beggining and I remember you stating it clearly. “It’s war.”

Unlike you, I’d probably lay my body across the tracks for any of you dips, however, the entire debate is frivoulous (not on this, everything) and I don’t buy the act. There’s no reasoning with you. That’s fine. But, let’s be honest, you don’t critically analyse matters. You are a shill for the extreme. Your blog is called “Acticon” for a reason.

You utterly fail to dispute any of the substantvie points I make and resort to typical tactics reeking of a Turd Blossom. It is what it is. I’ve taken conservative stances on many matters, but, there is no civil discourse. It’s abject stupidity and you pilfer in it.

There’s a petition. This guy Van Halen signs it. It’s the 9/11 Truther shit on steroids right? Then, Van Halen later says he never read it. Now, without getting into the fact of whether a contract exists, let me just grant out some contract law so we can view it in a light most favorable to low-grade morons. The signature, at most, is prima facie evidence of having knowingly read the contract as well as reading the contents. Ok. Next, the burden shifts to the person signing the contract to rebut the proof. In this case, he does. There are a gazillion cases like this (on contracts). The signature is prima facie proof that the petition or document was knowingly signed and there is a “rebuttable presumption.”

So, the question next becomes, whetehr Van Halen’s exlanation is overcomes the rebuttable presumtion. If you take him at his word, which I do, great. Let’s assume objectively the explaation is found to be insufficient. Then, the signature is proof of his agreement with the contents of the document. Ok got it?

Now, the fact is, on contracts, many people (a ton) don’t read shit and sign. That’s a rock bottom truth. The most important contract I ever signed was a contract for my home. Honestly? Didn’t read 10 million papers and signed away. Here. Here. Here. Truth. In life and in court, this happens.

so the next question becomes, what materiality is there insofar as politics are concerned. He fucked up. He didn’t read it. Should we chop off his balls? No. Why? It’s fucking bullshit/ He signed something w/o looking at it and that’s fine for me.

Alternatively, let’s say he is a truther. Yes. He believes the government is behind 9/11. Awesomy! Therefore, his designs are to expose Bush as being behind 9/11. Or perhaps, he wants in on the deal. Maybe he wants to fly a plane into our rectums. I’m not sure. But, assuming he meant what he signed, I guess we’re all fucked because everyone has the brain capacity of a bedpan.

Bottom line, people always sign crap they don’t read. They ought not do that. It happens though. That’s the truth. If you think he’s a truther, for real, I suggest you spend months if not an eternity, trying to solve this riddle.

I have a piece of foreskin to sell ya.

His signature “appeared”‘ on a truther petition? You’ve set a new standard for toadying with that one. You should use that excuse for other democrat nonsense. Maybe Geithner didn’t lie on his taxes, the bad information just “appeared” there right? Who can control stuff just “appearing”? Maybe those millions of dollars just appeared in Rangel’s (D-NY) accounts? Hey, maybe it’s the same money that “appeared” in William Jefferson’s (D-LA) freezer?

Maybe Mary Jo just “appeared” in the lake and Teddy was waiting for her to give him excalibur, right??

Amanda Carpenter has a bunch of other places Van Jones’ name has somehow ‘appeared’. Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Tell me, Tommy, at just exactly what temperature DOES steel melt, hmm?

I like your Bush hypothetical. Let’s ask another. What if, a mere 5 years before being appointed by Bush, one of his ‘czars’ had signed a KKK roster. Would you let him off with talk of magical ‘appearances’? I wonder.

But hey, don’t blame ME for this comment. Just because my name appears on it, doesn’t mean I have to take any responsibility for it.

Caleb Howe