Video: Not Only Was President Obama Checking Out That Girl’s Ass…

…I’m also pretty sure the video shows him mouthing the word, “Damn!”  This would make the President exponentially more restrained than me, as I said, “Da-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-amn!!!” Does it suck that the girl in the picture turns out to be 16 year-old Mayara Tavares?  Mildly.  If he had carded her first, then checked her out, I [...]

Google’s Evil Plot to Rule the World, Stage 4

I knew this day would come. My friends and I were hanging around, talking about nothing, when we decided that one day, Google would release an operating system. It would be fast, it would be open-source, and it would most likely be free. “Yeah, but when?” “I don’t know. A couple years from now, maybe.” [...]

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