You Want to Talk About a National Embarrassment?

You are warned: after the jump, there might be some cursing.  I’m not sure yet. I’m not allowed to use names, but somebody at some website, today, is calling our President a “national embarrassment” because he bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.  Just google “Video Catches White House in a Lie Over Alleged Bow.” [...]

Today’s Quickies and…Wolverine Sucks!

Before I start, check this out at AOL: Evil Mr. Rogers Fox News Clip Makes Rounds of Humorless Liberals Could my fellow liberals be bigger losers?  God, you should read the comments at Daily Kos.  They make me cringe.  All you need to know about them is available in these poll choices for favorite kids [...]

Did Barack Obama Flip-Flop on Water Dog Timetable?

HuffPo is running an item today, hyping a “delay” in the arrival of the first pooch, but is that the whole story?  From Huffpo: UPDATE 4/8: The arrival of the first family’s new dog has been delayed, but it will happen this month. The First Lady’s press secretary Katie McCormick Lelyveld says “definitely not this [...]

Redstate Gets Down and Dirty: Raises Incest in Defense of Sarah Palin

Update: Andrew Sullivan linked my AOL piece, read what he says. I’m going to include my AOL cross-post here in a minute, but I wanted to add a little to what I said there. It would be facile for my newfound conservative fans to assume that I’m just trying to even the score from the [...]

Today’s Quickies and…From ‘House’ to White House

House spoiler alert! Actor Kal Penn was killed off on House last night, paving the way for him to become my newest co-worker, sort of.  Kal will be working at the White House as Chief Tiny Hamburger Procurer.  Or something.  I gotta give him props for taking the pay cut, and right in the prime [...]

Sarah Palin Porno Parody Actress in Eminem’s New Vid, and on Tour

I wrote about Em’s new vid on AOL this morning, and I made a good guess that the girl playing Sarah Palin in the video was the same one who starred in Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”  Sure, it took hours of painstaking comparison, but I was willing to make the sacrifice. Turns out I was [...]

Today’s Quickies and…Another Hot Hack

I stumbled across this “Where are they now?” on Charlie’s Angels, and I couldn’t believe how insanely hot Shelley Hack still is.  Added her to my “freebie” list.  Actually, I think she was already there, so I’ll bump her up a few spots. DailyKos is apoplectic anew that the dreaded MSM won’t put the Pittsburgh [...]

Turkish Authorities Arrest Would-Be Obama Assassin

I posted this story at AOL: Turkish Authorities Foil Obama Assassination Plot Along with this video, and I wanted to give you a little fun fact: See the guy in the army jacket?  His name is Rob Rosenblatt, and I went to grammar school with him.  He was a funny guy, and proof that there [...]

The Kettle (Associated Press) Goes After the Pot (Content Thieves)

The AP is declaring war on online content thieves, according to HuffPo, making this super-ironic declaration: “We Can No Longer Stand By And Watch Others Walk Off With Our Work” Oh, what do I do?  Laugh in their faces?  Spit? These are the same dickbags who stole my reporting, didn’t credit me, then when I [...]

Levi and Family Do Tyra

Just posted this at AOL: New Video: Levi and the Family Johnston on Tyra , without actual video because HuffPo doesn’t provide embeds.  Jerks.  They irk me with that shit. So sad, now, that the baby is going to go through this crap.  No matter who’s right, they all lose.  As I said there, Levi [...]

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