Today’s Quickies and…They’re Swayze-rrific!

I couldn’t bring up Roadhouse without sharing “Patrick Swayze Christmas” with you all. Sarah Palin’s sister-in-law arrested for burglary?  Damn, couldn’t she just go on Tyra? 7 Things Carla Bruni Could Teach You?  Talk about aiming low. Oh, my God.  I gotta cut this short.  I just saw some shit that has me fucking shaking [...]

April 4, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only, Quickies . . Author: Tommy Christopher . Comments: 5 Comments

What the Effin’ F, Nato?!?

HuffPo reports that the US’ NATO allies are a bunch of dickbags: STRASBOURG, France – President Barack Obama hailed “strong and unanimous support” from NATO allies on Saturday for his stepped-up anti-terror strategy in Afghanistan and Pakistan and welcomed their “down payment” promises of 5,000 fresh forces. The allies rebuffed U.S. appeals for more combat [...]

April 4, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only . Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Author: Tommy Christopher . Comments: 2 Comments

April Fool’s Day Fail

Tasty Booze posted this “April Fool’s Day Prank” that I can’t embed here because WordPress sucks at life, but go watch it and come back.  I’ll wait. OK, let’s leave aside the guy’s ugly hostility toward his girlfriend.  The internet will make sure he never gets laid again.  Really, can you blame her for nailing [...]

April 4, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only . Tags: , . Author: Tommy Christopher . Comments: 1 Comment

The Rules

First, my favorite rules joke of all time: From The Simpsons episode “How I Spent My Strummer Vacation,” in which Homer goes to a Rock ‘N’ Roll fantasy camp: Mick Jagger: Rule Number One: There are no rules! (Crowd cheers) Rule Number Two: No outside food. Here are the Daily Dose Rules of Engagement: #1  [...]

April 4, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only . . Author: Tommy Christopher . Comments: 5 Comments

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