More of McCain’s Money Came From AIG Than Obama’s

As a percentage of the total amount of campaign funds raised, much more of John McCain’s money came from AIG than Barack Obama’s, as this chart illustrates. (Data Source: OpenSecrets.org) That’s a fact, but perhaps a misleading one. Does this mean that John McCain was in AIG’s pocket? Of course not, no more than Barack [...]

Comment of the Day: Russian Obama Ice Cream Ad

OhHellNawlBlog posted an open thread about this ad, and the comments are frikkin’ hilarious.  Here’s my favorite: and what’s with all the rainbows? i dont know what the hell is goin on here but i will eat the fugg out that icecream bar. that shit looks tasty than a mufucka. OhHellNawl is a funny-assed site, [...]

I Have a Gang Sign For Evan Bayh and His Gang of 15

I am going to try to control myself here, because I’m sure some of Ed’s readers, and maybe other outsiders, will check this out, and I don’t want to frighten them with a bunch of cursing and graphic metaphors.  Like, even Rahm Emanuel would tell me to “cool it.” (h/t Ed Morrissey, although I’m not [...]

Poll: Sarah Palin to Lose Big to Obama in 2012

Poll: Sarah Palin to Lose Big to Obama in 2012 A new poll from Public Policy Polling suggests that if the 2012 Presidential election was held today, Barack Obama would win in an unprecedented landslide:(h/t Huffpo and PoliticalWire) Several post election polls have shown Sarah Palin as the Presidential nominee of choice for Republicans in [...]

Oh, So NOW the Nuclear Option on Filibusters is BAD

Update:  Ed informs me via email that he did make the distinction then between judicial and legislative filibusters.  He invites readers to check his archives, but his word is good enough for me.  I still disagree with him. My buddy, Captain Ed Morrissey, was a huge cheerleader, perhaps the biggest, of the GOP threat of [...]

Chuck Grassley on Tits

Chuck, you can’t just go right for the goodies, man!  You gotta ease into that!  Kiss a little, no tongues at first, run your fingers gently between hers, catch a little side-boob with your thumb.  Come on!

Charmin Introduces the Shitter Twitter

I saw a Charmin commercial today where they evoked that nemesis of starship and bunghole alike, the Klingon (they spelled it clingon), but I couldn’t find it on the YouTube.  What I did find was SitorSquat.com, a website where you can get shitter updates right on your phone!  The site isn’t run by Charmin, just [...]

OMFG – I Am Soooo Old

This is why I shun the interweb unless it’s for work.  Asylum asks the question “80′s Crushes: Where Are They Now?“  The answer: “You don’t want to know.”  I’m going to go burn all of my Kajagoogoo albums and Swatch watches.

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

I Am Going to Make You Laugh Randomly For the Next Day or So

You don’t believe me?  OK, come back here tomorrow, and be honest.  Tell me how many times this made you laugh in 24 hours.

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