HuffPo Guy Says Geithner Like a Drunk Juggler

I posted a bit at AOL about Tim Geithner vis a vis drunk jugglers, but I didn’t feel I could post this video there, due to all the language.  It’s Sunday morning, y’know. HuffPo Editor: Geithner’s ‘Dropped More Balls Than a Drunk Juggler’ So, go read that, then check out this video of an actual [...]

‘Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’ Verges on Offensive

‘Barack Obama’s Teleprompter’ Verges on Offensive I’m not just referring to the witless titular blog, or its insistence on referring to the President as “Big Boy.” No, I’m referring to the notion, birthed by anti-Obama wingnuts, aided by lies, and given wings by the MSM through constant repetition, that Barack Obama is purely a construct [...]

Is This Worth Never Getting Laid Again?

The New York Times reports on the design trend that says,”Um, I guess I’ve already had enough sex in my life.  I’m done.” For the record, my answer is, “That depends on what the buttons do, but probably, yes.” I also predict that Caleb’s answer will include a detailed critique of the flaws in this [...]

Portia De Rossi Apologizes for Not Marrying Jessica Alba

Well, not exactly.  That’s what I’d like her to apologize for.  Here’s what she really said: Actress Portia De Rossi Apologizes for Marrying Ellen DeGeneres

Is Barack Obama the First Panty-Dropper President?

There’s something you don’t see every day. I’m not sure how common that expression is.  I had a girlfriend who used it a lot, as in “Your cologne is a real panty-dropper!”  Anyway, something made somebody drop her panties in front of the White House today. Maybe it was a protest against Jersey’s waxing ban. [...]

What is Up With Brazilians? Grocery Store Spider Kills, Makes you Hard

Yesterday, it was New Jersey trying to ban the painful, but pleasing, Brazilian waxing treatment.  Today, it’s a deadly Brazilian spider at a grocery store.  You can yawn your way through the whole story, in which bug -expert-nerds argue over what kind of spider it was, inwardly lamenting their early decision to eschew anything that [...]

President Obama on Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Transcript

INTERVIEW OF THE PRESIDENT BY JAY LENO, “TONIGHT SHOW”

Here’s What I Think of the President’s Special Olympics Crack

Over at AOL, I reported on President Obama’s crack about the Special Olympics on Leno tonight: I just got the advance transcript, which can’t be released until the show airs, but the remark that Olbermann references is in there, pretty much exactly as he says: Q Now, are they going to put a basketball –- [...]

Bill Burton Press Gaggle Aboard Air Force One

PRESS GAGGLE BY DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY BILL BURTON

Just When You Thought the Bush Era Was Over: New Jersey Mulls Brazilian Waxing Ban

This is an example of government regulation run amok: The state Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling is moving toward a ban on genital waxing altogether after two women reported being injured in their quest for a smooth bikini line. Both women were hospitalized for infections following so-called “Brazilian” bikini waxes; one of the women has [...]

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