Tommy Christopher vs Caleb Howe on Ed Morrissey’s Show – Live!

I can’t embed the video here, so you gotta click below to see me destroy Caleb. Tommy Christopher vs Caleb Howe on Ed Morrissey’s Show – Live!

Three Degrees, Baby! Beat That!

I was playing a little “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” this morning (Bill Cosby), and I realized that I can now connect myself to Bacon (not that bacon) in 3 moves.  I’m in The Audacity of Democracy with Chris Matthews, who was in Swing Vote with Kevin Costner, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.  [...]

Barack Obama: A Time for Global Action

Barack Obama: A time for global action

Steve Kroft, Are You Dick-Drunk?

From Political Machine’s Mark Impomeni: The president’s demeanor in discussing the economy was so noticeably inappropriate that interviewer Steve Kroft confronted him about it, asking if Obama was, “punch drunk.” (13:34) Obama explained his jokes at the economy’s troubles as, “a little gallows humor to get you through the day.” Yeah, Mark, he was fairly [...]

There are Laws Against Fornication?

Maybe I don’t really know what that word means.  Fornication.  Isn’t that just, like, a longer version of the F word?  Let’s find out.  I’m looking it up now.   This is exciting. for·ni·cate (fôrn-kt) intr.v. for·ni·cat·ed, for·ni·cat·ing, for·ni·cates To commit fornication. Well, that was no fornicating help at all.  Let’s try Google Images. I like [...]

NSFW:How Bad Does Your Beer Have to Taste For You to Put Tits on the Bottle?

One doesn’t naturally follow the other, but doesn’t it seem a little desperate?  From TastyBooze.com: Three buddies in Australia came up with a unique way to market their bottled beer called Skinny Blonde. Instead of using cutting edge ink technology to turn some bullshit mountains blue the guys at Skinny Blonde make a pin-up girl’s [...]

The Truth About Barack Obama’s TelePrompTer!

The Truth About Barack Obama’s TelePrompTer! I wrote a piece over the weekend debunking the hot new Barack Obama TelePrompTer narrative, and sure enough, this attack is gaining legs all over the blogosphere. The heat on this story derives from both The Drudge Report’s linking last week to the recently-launched “Barack Obama’s TelePrompTer’s Blog,” and [...]

Sarah Palin ‘Special Olympics Hypocrisy’ Argument Unfair

Sarah Palin ‘Special Olympics Hypocrisy’ Argument UnfairAlaska Governor Sarah Palin issued a relatively mild rebuke of President Obama’s Tonight Show gaffe, but some are trying to paint her as a hypocrite on the issue. The narrative springs from a paragraph in this Anchorage Daily News article: The biggest single chunk of money that Palin is [...]

Bailout Burgers and Bi-Partisan Bananas

Yeah, I know it’s a reach, but I feel better if I can shoe-horn the politics in there. I decided to have another bash at bacon-wrapped bananas, but this time, with a twist:  GRILLED bacon-wrapped bananas.  And “Bailout” bacon burgers. I started out by wrapping the bananas in half-slices of bacon, holding them together with [...]

I Demand Greater Specificity Than This

As far as I know, the coffee plant doesn’t produce any cream.  What kind of hellish mutant lactose formulation are we talking about here?  Half n Third?

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