Maybe I don’t really know what that word means.  Fornication.  Isn’t that just, like, a longer version of the F word?  Let’s find out.  I’m looking it up now.   This is exciting.

for·ni·cate (fôrn-kt)

intr.v. for·ni·cat·ed, for·ni·cat·ing, for·ni·cates

To commit fornication.

Well, that was no fornicating help at all.  Let’s try Google Images.

I like the way they think, but still, not that helpful.

See, I wrote this story at AOL earlier:

Barney Frank Calls Justice Antonin Scalia a ‘Homophobe’

And it contained this quote from Antonin Scalia:

He went on to conclude that “the Texas statute undeniably seeks to further the belief of its citizens that certain forms of sexual behavior are immoral and unacceptable, the same interest furthered by criminal laws against fornication, bigamy, adultery, adult incest, bestiality and obscenity.”

So, if that means what I think it means, I’m in big trouble.  I’m the fornicating equivalent of Tim Geithner.

Back to our search for meaning.  Let’s try Wikipedia:

Fornication is a term which typically refers to voluntary sexual intercourse between persons not married to each other.

What the fornicate?  Since when is that a fornicating crime?  That’s just doin’ it the smart way!  Just let them try to arrest me.  From my cold, dead fingers!!

March 23, 2009
Categories: Daily Dose Only, Uncategorized . Tags: antonin scalia, barney frank, fornicate, fornication . Author: Tommy Christopher

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