Chuck Grassley on Tits

Chuck, you can’t just go right for the goodies, man!  You gotta ease into that!  Kiss a little, no tongues at first, run your fingers gently between hers, catch a little side-boob with your thumb.  Come on!

Charmin Introduces the Shitter Twitter

I saw a Charmin commercial today where they evoked that nemesis of starship and bunghole alike, the Klingon (they spelled it clingon), but I couldn’t find it on the YouTube.  What I did find was SitorSquat.com, a website where you can get shitter updates right on your phone!  The site isn’t run by Charmin, just [...]

OMFG – I Am Soooo Old

This is why I shun the interweb unless it’s for work.  Asylum asks the question “80′s Crushes: Where Are They Now?“  The answer: “You don’t want to know.”  I’m going to go burn all of my Kajagoogoo albums and Swatch watches.

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

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