Chuck, you can’t just go right for the goodies, man! You gotta ease into that! Kiss a little, no tongues at first, run your fingers gently between hers, catch a little side-boob with your thumb. Come on!

Chuck, you can’t just go right for the goodies, man! You gotta ease into that! Kiss a little, no tongues at first, run your fingers gently between hers, catch a little side-boob with your thumb. Come on!
I saw a Charmin commercial today where they evoked that nemesis of starship and bunghole alike, the Klingon (they spelled it clingon), but I couldn’t find it on the YouTube. What I did find was SitorSquat.com, a website where you can get shitter updates right on your phone! The site isn’t run by Charmin, just [...]
This is why I shun the interweb unless it’s for work. Asylum asks the question “80′s Crushes: Where Are They Now?“ The answer: “You don’t want to know.” I’m going to go burn all of my Kajagoogoo albums and Swatch watches.