Remember yesterday, when I was jonesing for some bacon-wrapped bananas? I jones no more.
I was absolutely right, they are un-be-fucking-lievable! Now, I realize that my bipartisanship metaphor might be a little thin, but I completely destroyed it with the rest of my dinner. I made my signature dry-rubbed babyback ribs, and baby brussels sprouts sauteed in chopped bacon. OMFG! So good.
Alas, I can hear Caleb now, making verbose comparison of my feast to the stimulus bill. All I have to say to that is, if loving this pork-laden feast is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. In fact, here to honor my dinner, Mister Luther INGRAM!!!
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Bacon goes good with anything. Political scientists need to come up with a new word for “pork.” How about, “hummus?” That stuff tastes like shit and that’s what political pork is. Shit. So, from now on, if a bill has excesses in it, I move we call it hummus. Those tree hugging hippies might get pissed, but that’s a bonus. Bacon is good. Pork chops is good.
CUBE!
I second that, but instead of hummus, I vote tofu.
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